* The Jen Network *

I don't remember much about when he was was born, I just remember him toddling along after Vi and me with his diaper swishing because one of the tabs was forever failing to stay stuck. But man was he the CUUUUUUTEST annoying little pest ever to walk the floor and lisp a fart joke. And it didn't help that mom and dad would dress him in the cutest outfits.. ahhh, that little blue tux!

At Christmas, Violet and I crucified him.

Really!

We would play out the parts of the Easter story at Christmas and Bill was "elected" to play Jesus. (How weird is my family? We kids did this Voluntarily! On! Our! Own! Initiative!) Hold on... I've got pictures of him hanging on our makeshift cross. Somewhere... *throws papers from desk* Ugh. Well, I'll have to dig them out and show you later