photo icon of some stairs, from The Cast Iron Bitch Society (logo)
"It takes years of practice to be a cast-iron bitch; most people don't realize this."
~ Jean-Luck Bertrille-O'Flaherty, CIB (Aux)

MPoetess' rendition of the CIB Award. I. Charactoristics of a CIB
II. Founding Mothers
III. View a sample page from the
      CIBS admissions test.
'not currently accepting new members'

A division of Lucky Bast III

Are you a Cast-Iron Bitch? Can you spit, scratch, gouge and eviscerate with the best of them yet never appear to be less than a perfect lady? Can you slice a man in half with your tongue? Cut an old high-school rival down to size with four well-chosen words? Can you give The Look? Do you even know what The Look might be?

Do you have the style? Do you have the control? Do you have the heart?

Discover the history, the honour, the pageantry, and the style of the Cast-Iron Bitch Society!