The Cast Iron Bitch Society (mini logo)   
"It takes years of practice to be a cast-iron bitch; most people don't realize this."

I. WHAT IS A CAST-IRON BITCH

What is a Cast-Iron Bitch? She's beyond all definitions, but there are some observable characteristics.

A Cast-Iron Bitch...

DOES  DOESN'T EVER
Pay for her own dinner    Fall for the "I forgot my wallet" line
Bail her friends out of jail  Let them get away without sharing the juicy details
Forgive  Forget

Sound familiar? Is it you? Is it your mother? (God help you) Is it your significant something-or-other? Then come on into the office of the Cast-Iron Bitch Society. Be nice to the secretary--she's a founding member.